Tongue-In-Chick: Time for some Ex Mex

"I am going to die a virgin," declared Frustrated Friend, furiously stirring the fourth sachet of brown sugar into her pre-sweetened coffee. Under normal circumstances, one would have pointed out that she did not need the extra sugar. However, the circumstances were definitely not normal. My friend had just declared she was going to die a virgin. While her prophesised death did not bother me the fact that Frustrated Friend was NOT a virgin and was getting delusional about that-which-was-not-there, was a reason for concern.
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