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February 4, 2008

How to do it doggy style...

Doggie Lesson 1: If you want something, say it with your eyes and look sorry ---->
<-- Doggie Lesson 2: If you have a good posture, everyone will think you are well-bred.

Doggie Lesson 3: If caught on scene-of-crime, look as if you're
contemplating mysteries of life.
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<-- Doggie Lesson 4: Looking hopeful is half the battle won - Especially when staring at the food others eat. Look optimistic, you never know when some might be thrown your way.

Doggie Lesson 5: And if you get tired begging, just go to sleep -- NEAR the food -- and look cute. A bloody guilt trip ALWAYS works on the humans.
You'll get some when you wake. --->

Doggie Lesson 6: Waiting in the kitchen is another effective tactic. But since that is TRESPASSING, ensure you're looking all cute and cuddly when caught out.---- -->

<--Doggie Lesson 7: Sometimes, you just have to BEG for physical affirmations of affections. "Pet me Mom!"

Doggie Lesson 8: Silence and sulking are a good form of protest. Non-violence ki jai! --->

<--- Doggie Lesson 9: Nothing should disturb your sleep, NOTHING.

Doggie Lesson 10: And no matter what you do, Mamma always loves you. Even if you fucking chew her finger, you shite!-->
PS: The big shite's called Golu Dawg (1 year, four months, half german shepherd, half lord-only-knows), the little one's called Princess Loona (8 months, also responds to 'Piglet', eats anything that moves, or for that matter doesn't! Half Beagle, half LOK).

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

well have to add one more point

a -> you have to make all sorts of shril noise to get attention and when scolded make a cute face with ears droped down and tail wagging...
going round and round does help a lot also

the mad momma said...

they're just beautiful!!!! Dying to bring the Brat to see them! he loves dogs.. would eat out of their bowls if i didnt stop him!

Eve* aka JBo said...

Momma....bring them along one weekend... Also Loona ALREADY jumps into golu's bowl after swallowing her food in 15 seconds. So guess the Brat and Loona will be fighting it out. :D heh

Shady said...

Cute Pics

vEENs said...

so sweet :)

And if the momma has teo human kids ... you sure will always take priority over anyone or anything...

Lov em'

I have one feverishly beautiful and spoilt black half Dachshund and half LAK

Usha said...

A.D.O.R.A.B.L.E.
Yes, I WILL adopt them when can i come over?;)

anonme said...

awwww! they are so cute.. :)

Maxine said...

Those shites are enough for people to fall all over in love with you again.ha!Potty train them.Its will be good for them n you guys too(And i had to tell you to know?hmm)Funny...,someone was telling me the other day how a noisy dog got himself in trouble when the neighbors complained and now he roams around with a belt on his mouth.Poor thing.

Silvara said...

what adorable doggies.....I just wanna hug them....

We have a golden labrador puppy who likes to copy everything the other dog does - which is a jack russel terrier - they're idiots but so schweet :)

Ravi said...

Cute Article!

However..the title was misleading ;o)

Take care!

rima said...

they are adorable!
i have been trying to persuade my husdand to pet one.. he just wudn't listen.. i hope showing him these cute pix work :)

Eve* aka jb said...

Rima...best of luck with the convincing, just dont show hubby the irritating-items post...the poo/pee everywhere bit might just put him off.

Sandy said...

Nice post and very very cute doggy pics!!