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February 21, 2007

I am Eve*, Thinking About Hard(selling) Men...

Have you ever heard a woman say, "You should sleep with me, you dont know what you are missing out on?"

So one of my male pals dumped his girlfriend because she was too clingy.
Another dumped his long-time wife because she had problems with his little office affair.
Yet another male pal's going solo as his lady wanted to 'talk' about taking things further.
Fourth male pal dumped his girl because he decided there were many pussies out there, and of course all of them wanted his cock (rolls eyes).
Fifth male pal keeps going in and out...of relationships because he is never too certain about his women, "They cant be trusted," being his relationship philosophy....
Women DO have many faults: we want to hold on to our man; while we are 'thinking' he is our man even when he is having little affairs with little interns at work.
We can understand men needing to make 'good friends' (strangely always women) but get a little jittery when our men decide to spend a hell-of-a-lot time with their good friends.
Women are also at fault for not wanting to sleep around with MANY people...and when our man sleeps around with many women, we end up (indirectly) sleeping with those women too. And well, not all of us are lesbians.
And of course women like to talk; and usually love to talk about Where The Relationship is going or not going or should go... and manage to chase the guys away. Sigh, we women talk too much I tell you.
Sure women cannot be trusted: how can you trust a creature that gives up all her interests and is perfectly happy making the man in her life priority?
Yes, we women have a LOT of faults. We are jealous, bitchy, will happily stab our best friend in the back (then she aint the best friend, right?), make men cough up their hard earned money, disrupt a man's social life by insisting we go with them everywhere, want to spend as much time as possible with our men, etc etc etc.

We women even lose our dignity -- but we do it (mostly) for love. UNLIKE men, who lose their dignity or willingly give it up the moment they see a woman they want to fuck. MEN market their goods in a manner that can almost make you barf. In fact if they could, a number of men would probably carry a Powerpoint presentation of their Bedroom Prowesses wherever they went. And even mention it on their business cards. It's amazing how many men -- good friends, old friends, acquaintances, meeting-you-for-the-first-time-type -- ALWAYS think it imperative to tell you how good they might be in bed.
Sample these:

"I can do things to you that you cannot even imagine!"
(Not much, and you'd have to kill me if you're into necrophilia. What else? Make me laugh so hard )

"I dont have a problem, I am of course, well hung."
this was mentioned 17 times throughout whatever conversation was left. I still cant figure how he correlated well-hung with Jade Goody. And he mentioned it so many times that I was sure all 'it' did was hang in there. Tsk.

"Let yourself go, you don't know what you are missing out on..."
Raised brows. Trust me I know, and its not much...

"How can you turn away from a new experience?"
hahaha, what new experience, been having sex for well, 8 years now. Late bloomer, fast learner!

We have our faults, but at least we women dont hardsell ourselves. Shrug. Comments, abuses, linking me to porn sites, everything is welcome. Hit me!

10 comments:

moonstruck maniac said...

"UNLIKE men, who lose their dignity or willingly give it up the moment they see a woman they want to fuck."

I dont think so eve....

InExile said...

you know that women lose thier digity for love is so true !! thats what makes me want to fall for them !!but well ....

now this is a ncie post !!

InExile said...

and oh yeah irrispective of whatever my blog suggests to everyone (rolls eyes) i certainly think women ar ebetter people than men !

InExile said...

except they are really fucked up sometimes and def dont know shit about what they want ...

InExile said...

and what's more annoying is when they keep waitin for the mr.right when mr.right now for this moment is right in front of them !! geez cmon ladies !!

nd even when the mr. right is here they treat him just like any bastard !!

InExile said...

i mean all men are bastards but then hes a lovable bastard !! a cmon whats better than a man willing to improve him further and farther and better in every respect without turning gay or insane or chutia !!

InExile said...

ok i forgot !

this is YOUR blog not mine !!

shush !!

clit.chatting said...

In Exile.....BIG SMOOCH. (slurp)

moonstruck maniac said...

lo kal lo baat. what a strand you have woven JB

cacofonix_parasite said...

heh ..interesting how you sauvely highlight the stereotypical 'flaws' of a woman as in any guy's yearbook or relationship diary n end it wid a cliched 'BUT'...it's not as simple as u put it in b;ack n white there ..it's admirable that you atleast give it to the wuman that more often than not ..'she does not lose her dignity' ...but wat wat dignity r we talking abt here ..if she yet chooses to remain blind to her partner cheating on her n yet swooning after him ..that does say about much dignity either ..Both sexes have their flaws ..i would like to believe men harbour more flaws than us fairer sex ...but the reaction or dememanour of each partner in a relationship is purely subjective n circumstantial ...the only thing that a stands them apart is ...mostly, a wuman is not willing to compromise ...doesnt take a man too much effort to let down his barriers...(again just a subjective opinion ..)...
cheers