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February 18, 2007

Show me the F****g Compatibility ;)

(3.53pm on Sunday, sits in maroon, knee-length negligee, deep V-neck with a teensy black bow at the cleavage. Sips coffee, smokes her cigarette, types out post, which is supposed to be sung as a Blues number, if only could remember the song, so hums along... as pup sleeps a little farther away, growing into a dog with leaps and bounds and gradually descending balls.)

So I met someone rather interesting the other day;
We both were crazy about the movies.
Three days talking cinema, and some generous attention to my boobies;
He still spoke Bogart and Bacaul, or changed the flavour with Macaulay,
Now am a patient woman, but too much deeveedee gets me gray.
So that's when I took off and said,
"honey you got the ability, but show me the fucking compatibility."

Then I bumped into this hunk, who swore his ceevee boasted his libido.
Now that's an area of interest for me, so I chose patience and perhaps a dekho;
He said he liked my cleavage, I said I liked it too.
I said boy you got something to show as well,
Well. He boasted some more and thought THAT was swell!
So that's when I took off and said,
"honey you got the ability, but show me the fucking compatibility."

And the Dude who just LOVES animals...
And informs he doesn't glance at a woman's genitals.
And I thought, Hey that's cool, a nice change of pace,
From having to scream at men, my chest is not my face.
But then he did not believe in pre-marital sex,
And for once, I really re-considered my Ex.
So that's when I took off and said,
"Honey you got the ability, but show me the fucking compatibility."

So now am on the look out, with a trust in my own sensibilities;
Many can fuck and then some, but He, would need to have the fucking compatibility.

6 comments:

moonstruck maniac said...

By Bacaul i guess you imply Lauren Bacall? The Nora Temple of Key Largo that starred the legendary Lionel Barrymore and little caesar Edward Robinson. Director John Huston's alliance continued with Bogart.
Now, men either talk (just like Moonstruck is blabbering here) or they stare at 'genitals', thats their ability!!! (grin)
By compatibility, i am reminded of Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh in real life - pssst, they didnt have any tee hee. Good luck for your lookout.

yaya said...

phew..JB's keyboard clatter invariably results in an uneasy tease of the mind...amidst a few madly scripted lines with her own brand of candidness, one seeks answers to ones own questions perhaps unframed/unknown..
having served 'CAPITAL' punishment in rajdhani dilli with not one 'compatible' soul met so far, i wonder if our psyches are like the
DNA game....not one like another..wonder if COMPATIBILITY is just a f******g utopian concept??..
or is it just another round of introspection to fill up lonely hours? .....

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS COMPATIBILITY?..

InExile said...

he he he he !!

fuckin A !!

moonstruck maniac said...

but on second thoughts, why compatibility on the first meeting

clit.chatting said...

Because if its putting you (read me) off on the first meeting itself, why suffer further, no? (grin)

IR said...

hello

very d/f blog

a straight guy who does not check out a girls clevage,has not been made.
you dont need to stare at the sun,to figure out how hot it is.
some men are good at not showing the obvious,while others give everybody a bad name !

good luck with the compatibility search