1. ... because I get to stay here in a suite where people are paid to cuddle me. ---->
2. I have no curfew hours and can go out whenever and wherever I want to.
3. Someone else prepares/bothers about my food.
4. Someone else also cleans my poo.
5. The fatter I get, the cuter I look.
6. I have no morals when destroying fresh garden beds or digging up newly planted saplings.
7. I can crawl on to strangers crotches and sleep there (umm).
8. I always choose good-looking strangers with (good-looking) crotches.
9. I will have videos on youtube dedicated to me. Like this one. Badly made, but it's not my fault, is it now? I'm a bloody pussy cat.
17 comments:
whoever is talking sounds like dharmendra.
What was he doing under that carpet anyway? Did you find out?
@ simply pallu: Nah. He just refused to talk you know. ;)
@ Sree: If i even consider passing that feedback on, first i will have to explain who Dharmendra is!!
ooh, but Dharmendra can barely speak enough English to save his life! don't compare the poor aussie with him ;-)
Tis swell, the life of a contented pussy!
So then its a cats life?
...poor dogs, what have they got left now?
@Dude: Ah the good doggies get Paris Hilton...
of all the things to say, why pussy?
i'm sorry, I'm a dirty innuendo filled girl,
you have an adorable Billy btw.
@Mystique: because you understand innuendos girl. :) And thanks, i wuv him so much
'I have no curfew hours and can go out whenever and wherever I want to.' If Miss Ensler had a book on you know what, she'd totally use this line.
Your cat is absolutely precious! I'm not so much a cat-person but if i had one i wish she looks as cute as yours does.
her?
aw man, they really are in dire straits.. poor doggies.. :'(
hope u well, last post on Oct 30th, so was wondering if all is ok in Oz land.
luv.
Hi. Stumbled upon ur blog.. blinked 4 few sec at the title..read on n found it actually is about a cat... now dono whether I'm relieved or a tad bit disappointed at bein deprived of a more interesting post ;)
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