A man-ly dilemma

Ah, there is just something about Temptation or rather, most definitely something about temptation and me. Each time I decide not to get tempted and to lead the life of a good girl (each to her own definition), well something or someone happens.

Of course, each time I decide to stay off the male species is when something nasty happens with a particular member I've been dating. If only the member didn't come with a man attached! So here I was, decidedly single for eight hours — 'decidedly single' is when you rule out ALL possibilities of ever going back to former — at a party with a safe friend (friend you dont want to have sex with) and arguing with another over MK Gandhi and whether his decision to take Nehru as a protege was perhaps his biggest mistake...

And then it hit me. The fact that having my brain mightily stimulated was doing some strange things to my groin. Least of it involved getting my panties in a knot. So there was Man One and Man Two, both of them extremely talented in their respective spheres (professionally, people, professionally) and both of them giving me the kind of attention and mental activity I like.

Now dilemma: I like both! Man One is very cheeky on sms but very shy in person, nice looking too. He has no hair on his arms! Somewhat putting off... Now Man Two, is fun in person and fun when talking too. But the first question he asked me was if I was having a scene with another man. The jealous-type or am I being paranoid? Then again, do i REALLY want to date anyone... rather I want to date a number of men, but its been made clear by Man Two, that if it's him, it's him.

First there was no temptation, now there is a double dose. What's a girl to do?

PS: The Princess looked at herself in the mirror and laughed, her boobs jiggling merrily, "When there are two sides to me, maybe they can both love differently?" She liked the idea, oh she liked the idea.

Easy cum, easy go....

Dear all,
Clit Chatting debuted in print in the February issue of Maxim India (Page 18). Do pick an issue; and for those too lazy or broke, here's what the column says...


Ladies and Mental Men... Just Getting Anal About It

"You're pretty, pretty smart and have most things going for you -- guys should be eating out of
your hands. But then, you're too easy," said my once-upon-a-time-lay, sometimes counsellor, as we discussed another one of my seasonal break-ups.
"Ah, you mean sex on the first date?"
"No, no, that's okay if you two can handle it," he replied. I can.
"Hmm, do you think perhaps it's the cleavage... maybe I should tone it down a bit?"
After a glad eyeful, "Have your boobs shrunk? And no, if you can carry it off, cleavage really does not matter," he said.
One by one, Former Lay shot down my entire list of Things That Get You Labelled Easy; insisting my problem was as easy one. Right. Here I was, recently single, for the time-being heartbroken and far from finding the correct karmic connections, even my casual carnal ones weren't materialising into anything significant (like a good night/week/month of mutual pleasure). And THEN, it sort of hit me.
"Maybe it's what I do when with the guy that chases them away?" I offered, "Possible, no?"
After careful consideration, Former Lay asked, "Do you cook fr the guy, do things for him, make life easy for him and treat him nice?"
"Yes to all and more..." Finally we seemed to be getting somewhere...
"So that's your problem. Don't do ALL of that. As long as you do the basics right -- without being too easy -- guys would stick around."
"What are the basics without being too easy?"
"It all depends pn your answer to the next question," said Former Lay, being rather mysterious.
"And what would that be?" I asked.
"Do you let your man cum on your face?"
Clit Chatting is a firm beoliever in casual and all other forms of sex.
Maxim India, February 2007 issue, Ladies and Mental Men, Page 18