tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post5248504822368260201..comments2024-03-01T13:51:17.228+05:30Comments on Emancipation of Eve: The Potty SurveyJhoomur aka JBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11863377244719408313noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-81107873849952534352008-06-12T22:50:00.000+05:302008-06-12T22:50:00.000+05:30Hey I found a youtube video that is the survival g...Hey I found a youtube video that is the survival guide to take a dump at work<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POChIuK4GaUJappy Boy/Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16128062349584896529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-85920575659196442132008-02-09T03:17:00.000+05:302008-02-09T03:17:00.000+05:301. b2. a3. a4. aM / 23I too hope I am part of some...1. b<BR/>2. a<BR/>3. a<BR/>4. a<BR/><BR/>M / 23<BR/><BR/>I too hope I am part of some path-breaking research.Anirudhhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17641609451821222051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-75042943070152948292008-01-26T10:39:00.000+05:302008-01-26T10:39:00.000+05:301. a2. c3. c4. bM / 32Hope I am part of some path-...1. a<BR/>2. c<BR/>3. c<BR/>4. b<BR/><BR/>M / 32<BR/><BR/>Hope I am part of some path-breaking research that will find out a cure for piles!Diptakirti Chaudhurihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00296396674255584499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-30778023496888859172008-01-25T02:07:00.000+05:302008-01-25T02:07:00.000+05:30Male, 27Sorry for being late on this J Bo. But am ...Male, 27<BR/>Sorry for being late on this J Bo. But am still thinking why you wanted to do this survey :-)<BR/><BR/>1. a (used to be (b))<BR/>2. a<BR/>3. a (used to check emails and news when I got my new Windows Mobile phone, did that for a week, but that was it)<BR/>4. a (but sm ppl have a magazine rack in their toilets - so when i visit such ppl's homes, i can tell)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12330062010732806722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-23478552554036942412008-01-24T15:50:00.000+05:302008-01-24T15:50:00.000+05:301.d2.a3.d (check emails on my cell)4.aage - 33sex ...1.d<BR/>2.a<BR/>3.d (check emails on my cell)<BR/>4.a<BR/>age - 33<BR/>sex - maleRavi Kapoorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421351031795824044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-6433875098976722902008-01-24T11:56:00.000+05:302008-01-24T11:56:00.000+05:301.d2.a3.a4.bage - 25sex-female1.d<BR/>2.a<BR/>3.a<BR/>4.b<BR/>age - 25<BR/>sex-femaleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-78460064623902950412008-01-23T18:19:00.000+05:302008-01-23T18:19:00.000+05:30Female, 24 :D [ oh! Hell you make me do and think ...Female, 24<BR/> :D [ oh! Hell you make me do and think the weirdest stuff eve ;B<BR/><BR/>1 b [ but it depends, if the digestive s/m is in shambles then 'd']<BR/><BR/>2. a<BR/>3. d [:D]<BR/>4. a [:D]! No one except me reads.<BR/><BR/>When I was younger I used to go to the loo on the pretense of potty and read comics[ for hours, till my mom banged her way in literally] and then it became novels and now whatever I get my hand on.. if I am in the mood ;DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-59038705883051001602008-01-23T16:14:00.000+05:302008-01-23T16:14:00.000+05:30SEX:MALEAGE: 201) usually a, but if food is FREE t...SEX:MALE<BR/><BR/>AGE: 20<BR/><BR/>1) usually a, but if food is FREE then, probably d(am really crazy for food..wud eat up as much as i can)<BR/><BR/>2)A<BR/><BR/>3)A..HW CAN ANY1 READ THERE????<BR/><BR/><BR/>4) A<BR/><BR/><BR/>WELL SOMETHING'S REALLY FUNNY..ALL MY ANSWERS ARE A..NOT INTENTIONAL..<BR/>AND WHATS THE PURPOSE OF THIS?? BUT GREAT TO READ THOUGH..<BR/><BR/>@JAPPY..THAT WAS FUCKIN GOOD MAN...Shantharam Shenoy Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09336475136586180966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-30883938661396870862008-01-23T15:01:00.000+05:302008-01-23T15:01:00.000+05:30most of them are double barreled questions but i a...most of them are double barreled questions but i am doing my best...hope multiple choice is allowed<BR/>F32<BR/>1. a usually but d is also true<BR/>2. b with d (20 minutes definitely take another 20 depending upon thebook I am reading) i don't pray<BR/>3. d <BR/>4. b- some of the men I know read..., my husband won't read even if you place him on gunpointItchingtowritehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00763940951418027045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-17123436701591652972008-01-23T14:06:00.000+05:302008-01-23T14:06:00.000+05:30Oh hell well. Since you DO have the decency to com...Oh hell well. Since you DO have the decency to come back here and speak up... will let your comments remain. <BR/><BR/>On hindsight, maybe i over-reacted harshly. You DO write fun stuff, so PLEASE give credit when occassionally you pick things here and there. We all get ideas from other people, but always good to appreciate another's ideas and then put forth ours, dont you think? <BR/><BR/>You as a writer should understand that there are many good with words, but it's the ideas that often differentiate products and our blogs. <BR/><BR/>Anyway, I did enjoy your scar post... havent read others, will, despite announcing that i wont visit again. :)<BR/><BR/>And erm... Hello Honey Bee!<BR/>As long as you give credit where deserved etc... let's talk. <BR/><BR/>Agreeable???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-79991567034208897652008-01-23T14:02:00.000+05:302008-01-23T14:02:00.000+05:30Honey Bee's response:"Look here i never said its o...Honey Bee's response:<BR/>"Look here i never said its original...Yes I got it from Jappy..Thats why this post is in Sharing SEction..I have said its got from Yahoo as Jappy Boy has said it....Please dont emote just like that...Just relax. never emote without finding full facts."<BR/><BR/>My response on that person's blog:<BR/><BR/>And 'emoting' AFTER realising you didnt give credit to either Jappy (who searched for that bloody post) or this blog where you got the poo-post idea in the first place. <BR/><BR/>"Dear Friend, last comment here: Jappy said he got it from yahoo -- on my blog -- you say you got it off another blog since the original poo-post was there and NOT off Yahoo. Jappy had that decency. Have deleted your comment from my blog though and have announced it as well as plagiarism ain't a happy thing. <BR/>Happy blogging and good bye." <BR/><BR/>Also everyone: this person writes some fun stuff HOWEVER am not too sure how much of it is original and how much "lifted" off from other people s/he wont give credit to. I have a problem with that, perhaps over-reacting but then that's that.<BR/>cheersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-90797056885433580992008-01-23T14:01:00.000+05:302008-01-23T14:01:00.000+05:30And am not deleting your comment...Why should I???...And am not deleting your comment...Why should I???? Cool ok... All my posts are base donly on me...Whatever you think of me...I thought its my responsibilty to let you know the truth...<BR/><BR/>C'mon lets be friends..No Hard Feelings.. I Promise and Assure I dont Copy.. If I enjoy something.. I put it under Sharing Section.. I dont have many categories.. I have limited them to a few..... Hope you are fine with this...Honey Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13642544611733810266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-14875883871251010162008-01-23T13:56:00.000+05:302008-01-23T13:56:00.000+05:30Look here i never said its original...Yes I got it...Look here i never said its original...Yes I got it from Jappy..Thats why this post is in Sharing SEction..I have said its got from Yahoo as Jappy Boy has said it....Please dont emote just like that...Just relax....<BR/><BR/>Never Emote just like that without going thru in detail...Honey Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13642544611733810266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-48354358381018264652008-01-23T13:55:00.000+05:302008-01-23T13:55:00.000+05:30Age -37Sex - Male 1. When do you go for your daily...Age -37<BR/>Sex - Male <BR/><BR/>1. When do you go for your daily potty?<BR/>a. the moment I get up, I run for the loo<BR/><BR/>b. About 20 minutes, I also pray inside<BR/><BR/>Make it Eight Minutes never 10 always less than 10 minutes. <BR/><BR/>3. Do you read while you are doing potty?<BR/>F: Can read if the Potty strikes in between reading else not a readers in those enclosed envoirons <BR/><BR/>4. do you know people who read during their daily potty?<BR/>Now I know a lot after going thru this surveyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-57790612216151781582008-01-23T13:49:00.000+05:302008-01-23T13:49:00.000+05:30Hello Everyone, am DELETING someone called "Honey ...Hello Everyone, am DELETING someone called "Honey Bee" response to this survey as the person lifted Jappy Boy's comment and posted it on her blog without a single line or the decency to point out where she got the bloody idea from. Cant stand plagiarists. And some cheek to leave a comment here as well. Have left a comment on her blog too, but have mentioned she should feel free to delete.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-86738557924110552762008-01-23T12:42:00.000+05:302008-01-23T12:42:00.000+05:301. a (majority of the times)2. b (aim to be in a. ...1. a (majority of the times)<BR/>2. b (aim to be in a. category)<BR/>3. a (an absolute insult to reading)<BR/>4. b (know a few men who do)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-30284529827367937612008-01-23T12:36:00.000+05:302008-01-23T12:36:00.000+05:30Hi, me again.Having read through you blog, and hav...Hi, me again.<BR/><BR/>Having read through you blog, and having liked most of the stuff there I thought I would let a couple of things I disagreed with slide, as it seemed like just quibbling. However, the quibble is nagging me, so here goes.<BR/><BR/>What I am about to say is about the post below, and the sentences in it that bother me, are also cut and pasted here below.<BR/><BR/>"12.12.07<BR/>the man, the boss, the rapist.<BR/><BR/> You cannot run complaining that you were okay sharing dirty jokes and dirty looks and a little flirtation and not anything else. Either play it the entire distance or if you are not going to be comfortable with what ensues, nip it in the bud.<BR/><BR/> Often we women ASK for things to happen to them. We give these bastards (and it does NOT mean all men so don’t you guys dare write back with how-can-you-hate-men) a chance to do what the fuck they want because we give them the fucking encouragement. Kindly stop it."<BR/><BR/><BR/>I can't believe that. i don't believe that. For me a A NO has to be a NO whatever the circumstances, whatever the provocation. A NO is a NO after hours of frolicking and just on the threshhold of entry. A NO is a NO with a prostitute. A NO is a NO even after years of encouragement, dirty talk, flirtation, whetever. There is NO excuse for going ahead after a NO. <BR/><BR/>So what if she flirted with you or encouraged you or whatever and is now saying 'no', deal with it, because that's the law of the land, because that's the law of civilised behaviour under whose auspicies you are enjoying the privileges of life you currently enjoy.<BR/><BR/>And and and where does the guy get off saying he is 'strong' and then saying he is unable to stop at a 'no' and blaming the provocation or the woman; where is his 'strength' then? In not being 'able' to stop strength rather than 'not being able'? Where is his famous manly 'control' then? In not being able to control himself? Anyway i am digressing.<BR/><BR/> There is no excuse for guys not stopping when asked to. I can understand someone being practical and saying that it is better not to encourage in the first place isn't it? Sure it is. But there are people who will always encourage and back off or will not see what they do as encouragement (also valid, as perception of encouragement differs from person to person)and back off, no matter what you, I, or anyone else says; and for those people as for every woman or man on earth, a NO must mean a NO. No exceptions!<BR/><BR/>AviAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-5260702500059081512008-01-23T11:51:00.000+05:302008-01-23T11:51:00.000+05:30@ Jappy ... that was HIL-FUCKIN-ARIOUS!!the pollma...@ Jappy ... that was HIL-FUCKIN-ARIOUS!!<BR/><BR/>the poll<BR/><BR/>male 27<BR/>1. b<BR/>2. a<BR/>3. a (more like, i get it out quickly enough to have any time to read. No information is unnecessary here i guess ;) )<BR/>4. b is closest except that its "some" not "all"Crimson Feethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04067610255441440761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-49363926688350624512008-01-23T09:23:00.000+05:302008-01-23T09:23:00.000+05:30well here goes Am a 28 year old male1) A2) B (also...well here goes Am a 28 year old male<BR/>1) A<BR/>2) B (also depends on the food I had the previous day I always wish it was A)<BR/>3) A (I am almost half asleep when you know when the kids get dropped off to school)<BR/>4) C<BR/><BR/>well there are some terms if you do the potty in the office found it on yahoo answers some of them are hillarious. An essential guide if you answered D to the first question<BR/>How to POO at work <BR/><BR/>Weve all been there but dont like to admit it. Weve all<BR/>kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something<BR/>brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves<BR/>otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate<BR/>pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking<BR/>a dump at work.<BR/><BR/>CROP DUSTING<BR/>When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the<BR/>smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but<BR/>doesnt know where it came from. Be careful when you do<BR/>this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled.<BR/>Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your<BR/>pants.<BR/><BR/>FLY BY<BR/>The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in<BR/>and check for other pooers. If there are others in the<BR/>bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to<BR/>become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if<BR/>they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.<BR/><BR/>ESCAPEE<BR/>A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or<BR/>forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a<BR/>sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do<BR/>not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are<BR/>standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did<BR/>not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable<BR/>for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both<BR/>parties feel<BR/>uneasy.<BR/><BR/>JAILBREAK<BR/>When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun<BR/>pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a<BR/>hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in<BR/>the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare<BR/>everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.<BR/><BR/>COURTESY FLUSH<BR/>The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the<BR/>water. This reduces the amount of air time the poo has to<BR/>stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught<BR/>doing the WALK OF SHAME.<BR/><BR/>WALK OF SHAME<BR/>Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you<BR/>have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very<BR/>uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As<BR/>with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not<BR/>exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.<BR/><BR/>OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER<BR/>A colleague who poos at work and is damn proud of it. You<BR/>will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom<BR/>with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always<BR/>look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer<BR/>before entering the bathroom.<BR/><BR/>THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)<BR/>A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency<BR/>pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to<BR/>monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and<BR/>identify SAFE HAVENS.<BR/><BR/>SAFE HAVENS<BR/>A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you<BR/>can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly<BR/>of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer<BR/>of your sex entering the bathroom.<BR/><BR/>TURD BURGLAR<BR/>Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and<BR/>tries to force the door open. This is one of the most<BR/>shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking<BR/>a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the<BR/>Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all<BR/>uncomfortable eye contact.<BR/><BR/>CAMO-COUGH<BR/>A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom<BR/>that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a<BR/>WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very<BR/>effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.<BR/><BR/>ASTAIRE<BR/>A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd<BR/>Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove<BR/>all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire<BR/>, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in<BR/>peace.<BR/><BR/>WATERMELON<BR/>A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet<BR/>water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a<BR/>Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.<BR/><BR/>HAVANA OMELET<BR/>A case of diarrhea that creates series of loud splashes in<BR/>the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using<BR/>Camo-Cough with an Astaire.<BR/><BR/>UNCLE TED<BR/>A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could<BR/>spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or<BR/>sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax<BR/>while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when<BR/>the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the<BR/>other bathroom attendeesJappy Boy/Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16128062349584896529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-8501219371803622482008-01-23T01:23:00.000+05:302008-01-23T01:23:00.000+05:30I take that back.Since you were on TV and all othe...I take that back.Since you were on TV and all others here.., not.<BR/><BR/>But send me an email,pls.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-87159098731029063242008-01-23T00:46:00.000+05:302008-01-23T00:46:00.000+05:30lol whats gonna happen to all of us after this???A...lol whats gonna happen to all of us after this???<BR/>Age-25 err..ok 28 is sexy age ;) Sex -Female<BR/><BR/>1. C (usually).(depending on the previous night,a)<BR/>2. a<BR/>3. d (thts when i get my quick fashion tips)<BR/>4. b (not ALL.but few.for eg,siblings,partner etc)<BR/><BR/>Eve should take the survey too.What say?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-53120073545719108152008-01-23T00:22:00.000+05:302008-01-23T00:22:00.000+05:301.a2.a3.a4.b (some I know abt ..nt all ..some who ...1.a<BR/>2.a<BR/>3.a<BR/>4.b (some I know abt ..nt all ..some who declare it by themselves :D)radioheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13395315639501502469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-6263024759961632322008-01-23T00:07:00.000+05:302008-01-23T00:07:00.000+05:30Haha, potty survey! 1 d.2 d. But it does'nt take m...Haha, potty survey! <BR/><BR/>1 d.<BR/>2 d. But it does'nt take me that long to read a chapter or two.<BR/>3 c.<BR/>4 b. Many women too.La Figlia Che Piangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054189552538980599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-85622544708882003182008-01-22T22:12:00.000+05:302008-01-22T22:12:00.000+05:30A woman's point of view... Well atleast mine :)1 d...A woman's point of view... Well atleast mine :)<BR/><BR/>1 d<BR/>2 a/b (depends on what I m reading)<BR/>3 d<BR/>4 b (several women too)<BR/><BR/>- KAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34788771.post-47364638861581214502008-01-22T19:37:00.000+05:302008-01-22T19:37:00.000+05:30ba (most of the time it matches the time needed to...b<BR/>a (most of the time it matches the time needed to smoke a cigarette)<BR/>d<BR/>b (and not just men)<BR/><BR/><BR/>:)<BR/>aditiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com